Jack: If I ever see someone try to abduct my kid I wouldn't even say anything, I would just grab the back of their neck and I would just fucking punch their stomach and break their spine. That's what I would do.
Jeff: *in between giggles* holy shit
Jack: I wouldn't even try to make any noise I would just be like- I would see it happen BOOM! *pretends to punch someone in the stomach really hard*
Clockwork: Tiiight.
Ellie: That was actually legit kinda scary holy shit
Jack: Or- or what I would do is, if I see them and I'm like not holding the stroller and the baby's right here *adjusts chair*
Ao: *worried* Please don't push this- don't push this
Jack: And I see out of the corner of my eye, I- I would probably just let her take it
Ao: *scoots away*
Jack: Just fucking let her take it and just- *sneaks around and pretends to snap someone's neck*
• • •
Jeff: I'm gonna see if I can pick up some chicks using how loud this car is while Ellie is sitting in the car
Ellie: *slightly offended face*
Jeff: Hey baby what your name-
Ellie: *slaps him in the chest*
Jeff: oH Jesus, ok I guess I can't pick up girls while Ellie's in the car
• • •
Ellie: *mumbles* for fuck's sake..Guys!
Ao: Yea
Jack: What
Ben: wot
Ellie: okay, what color is Jeff's shirt?
Everyone besides Jeff and Ellie: Grey.
Ellie: Alright. *looks over at Jeff* Okay Jeff, what color do you think your shirt is?
Jeff: *quietly* dark white
• • •
Ben: *singing* sleennddyyy~~ sleenddyyyy~
Ao: Don't tempt him.
Ben: *still singing* slendddyyyyy~~
Slendy: *pops up*
Ao: *screams at the top of her lungs* SOMETHINGSHAPPENINGSOMETHINGSHAPPENINGSOMETHINGSHAPPENING RUN RUN- I HATE YOU
Ben: IM SORRY
Ao: I HATE YOU
Ben: I'M SORRY FOR TEMPTING HIM
Ao: ffffffffffffffffff
Ben: I won't sing the Slendy song ever again *starts to laugh*
• • •
*comes out of grave* HELLLOOOOOO
*goes back into grave*
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