Maybe you should find another book...

Attention

So my friend Evelyn has this guy-a senior- who she thinks has a crush on her.

I am 99% there is this one guy.....

He walks up to me the first day, and me-being the antisocial looser I am- act really awkward.
I manage to escape.

The next day or a few days later, I see the guy again.
He asks to be friends "outside of school."
I panic and run.
He's not my type.
>~<
The next time he approaches, I want to just say "I'm sorry, I'm Gay." And walk away.
But knowing me, I'm probs just gonna Run

BACK TO EVELYN.

So she has this guy, who she says makes eye contact with her and tells a joke, and stands up for her.
Idk if he does have a crush on her.
I'd have to see it for myself.

My other friend, Emily ( @emf605708 )
Says that at homecoming this weekend (I didn't go) some guy got all up in her business, grinding on her, telling her he'd put her purse away for her.
She says she was like NOPE.

XD writing this I feel like an announcer:

"And here we have a female in the wild. She wears bright colors to attract attractive males.
Look! Here comes a male now!
Oh no! She think's he's ugly!
She tried to escape...and...!"