My family and I are going to get pizza.
Me: *Wakes up* hAVE WE GOTTEN PIZZA YET

12 year old sister: lol no where have u been do u have amnesia?

Me: wat

Sister: R u an amnesiac?

Dad: that's not a word

Sister: yea it is

Mom: *laughing*

Dad: *says into phone* Google, is Amnesiac a word?

Sister: Did It come up first try? I tried it once with the search "What is the capital of Canada" and it replied with "Does Shipley Donuts serve Tomatos?"

Me: ....

Me:......yeah

Me: but

Me: is amnesiac a word

Dad: Lol no

Sister:....*Tear*

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