Shitzu

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Yesterday my family and I were watching TV.
This add for ranch dressing came up.
On the bottle of ranch was a bowl of ranch.
I thought it was a shitzu.

Me: "oh it's ranch not a shitzu."
Me mom: "....."
Me mom: "....."
Me mom: "....."
Me mom: "....are you on drugs?"
Me: *Stares at her.*
Me mom: *Stares back*
Me: ".....yes."

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