•You don't need to be a virgin to be in a blood sacrifice. You just need to have never have been in a blood sacrifice.
•Kangaroos can't jump backwards.
•When buying a body bag off of Amazon, make sure to double bag. A single body bag rips easily when dragged across the ground.
•More bass=Better music.
•I am actually thirty ducks in disguise
•Dolphins are evil
•Catoptrophobia is the fear of mirrors
•A hippo can open it's mouth wide enough for a four-foot child to fit inside.
•A blue whale's tongue is about as heavy as six grand pianos.
•In the US, one out of every three pizzas sold is topped with pepperoni
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Maybe you should find another book...
RandomThis is just pretty much me ranting, fangirling, or talking about scarring stuff. Idk. There's some poems in there if you dig...oh and there might be one of those prizes you get in the cereal boxes.... Have fun~
