8# Dirty pick up line

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Tony

"You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

Thor

"So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?"

Clint

"People call me Clint, but you can call me tonight."

Natasha

"Pick a number between 1 and 10. Oh, you lost, now take off your clothes."

Pietro

"Sex is a killer... Want to die happy?"

Bruce

"My bed is broken... Can I sleep in yours?"

Wanda

"My ex called me the Goldfinger."

Steve (don't act like you don't want to see cpt Rogers all smutty and stuff ;) )

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

Loki

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

Bucky

"Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed."

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