Gabriel: My Jesus haired moose.
Sam: Gabe! I thought you were dead.
Gabriel: Hello *circles face* trickster.
Gabriel handed Sammeh some skittles.
Gabriel: Let me tell you a joke. A clad-in-plaid giant walked into a bar. But it wasn't Sam it was Lucifer. Hahahhah.
Sam: Not funny Gabey Baby.
Gabriel: You are not Samoosed.
Sam did his famous bitchface.
Gabriel: So where's my brother and his boyfriend?
Sam: Dean is getting pie Cas is stalking him.
Gabriel: Just like Becky does to you eh?
Sam: We don't mention that name in this house.
Gabriel: It's a motel babes.
Sam: Babes?
Gabriel: Babes.
Sam: Maybe babes will be our always.
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Supernatural Crack
RandomNeed I say more? Includes: Random crap Some one shots This is totally random! You've been warned. Side note: I've clearly changed my username since writing this book but I honestly cannot be bothered to make a new cover so......
