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|BTS Secret Santa Gift Exchange|

Rap Monster: "Okay! It's time to exchange our gifts. Who wants to go first?"

BTS: "..."

Rap Monster: "Fine, I'll go first. Taehyung. Get over here."

V: "Namjoon hyung got me!?"

Rap Monster: "Yes. Here's your gift."

V: *breathes in*

J-Hope: "So... What did you get?"

V: "A book on how to speak Korean..."

Rap Monster: "Don't look at me like that. I'm gifting you education, you should be thankful."

V: "But, but, I already know Korean..."

Rap Monster: "Do you?"

Jin: "Your turn Taehyung, who did you get?"

V: "I got Yoongi hyung!"

Suga: "Sh!t. Why the hell did it have to be you?"

V: "I got you... Me as your present! I'll be your loyal helper!"

Suga: "Someone shoot me now. I WOULD RATHER GET COAL."

Rap Monster: "Next person, Yoongi."

Suga: "Here."

Jin: "For me?"

Suga: "Bruh, I'm handing it to you, who else could this be for?"

Jin: "Ooh! Oh my god. It's beautiful. It's me."

Suga: "No it's not. It's a mirror- Ugh whatever."

Rap Monster: "Jin hyung is next. HYUNG! STOP STARING AT YOURSELF WITH THAT MIRROR!"

Jin: "I'm sorry~ It's just that I'm too beautiful."

Jimin: "We get it. You're beautiful. Who did you get?"

Jin: "Oh yeah. I got Jungkook."

Jimin: *muttering 'so you're the one who got Jungkook'*

Jin: "Here Jungkook."

Jungkook: "What is it?"

Jin: "A bag of cookies and white t-shirts."

Jungkook: "Yas. More white t-shirts! But why coo-"

Jin: "Don't ask why. Accept them. Respect your hyung."

Jungkook: "Okay."

Jungkook: *starts eating cookies*

Rap Monster: "Jungkook, you're next."

Jungkook: "afnjdfjehofjdkhf"

Rap Monster: "Hurry up and finish those cookies in your mouth."

Jungkook: "I got Jimin hyung."

Jimin: "OH MY GOD. ME? I'M OFFICIALLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I'VE BEEN CHOSEN. OH MY GOD MY FEELS~"

Jungkook: "I still haven't given you your gift yet."

Jimin: "OH MY GOD HAND IT OVER."

Jungkook: "Here. A picture of me with my signature on it."

Suga: "Pft. Anyone could've done that."

Jimin: "HOW DARE YOU HYUNG. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE."

Rap Monster: "Okay. Calm down Jimin. Now it's your turn."

Jimin: "Here you go~"

J-Hope: "What is it?"

Jimin: "A set of bluetooth speakers."

J-Hope: "Thanks! I was expecting something weird-"

Jimin: "The speakers only play my voice~"

J-Hope: "Shouldn't have jinxed it."

Rap Monster: "I guess you're the person who got me then."

J-Hope: "Yep. I got you something you couldn't possibly destroy."

Rap Monster: "And what might that be?"

J-Hope: "Fire!"

Rap Monster: "Fi- You do know I start fires right?"

J-Hope: "Not just any fire~ My fire~"

Rap Monster: "Your fire?"

J-Hope: "Ma mixtape~"

Rap Monster: "Oh. You meant fire as in what you spit out..."

*everyone's checking out their gifts*

Rap Monster: "Glad that this gift exchange is over. Never doing this again."

BTS: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"