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|BTS Seeing Santa At The Mall|

Jin: "What a nice day to go to the mall~"

V: "Wah~ Everything is so Christmasy~"

J-Hope: "OH MY GOD! Look at the decorations!!!"

Jin: "Never mind. It's a horrible day to go to the mall."

Jimin: "This seems fun. I wonder if we'll be able to see Santa!"

Rap Monster: "You do know Santa doesn't exist right?"

Jimin: "Oh really!? Then explain why there's a fat man in a red suit right there."

Rap Monster: "You're pointing at Yoongi hyung..."

Suga: "You bish, do I look fat to you? I happen to have SNSD legs."

Jungkook: "Why is Yoongi hyung here in the first place? He hates going out to places where there's a lot of people..."

Rap Monster: "I don't even know..."

Suga: "I got a 'Christmas Spirit' lecture from Jin hyung. I hate him so much now."

Jin: "Watch your mouth Yoongi. Where's your spirit?"

Suga: "I never have spirit for anything."

Rap Monster: "He's right..."

V: "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Can we go line up to meet Santa Claus!?"

Jin: "Of course Taehyung~ Everyone! Follow me. We're seeing Santa Claus."

Rap Monster: "But Santa Claus doesn't even exis-"

*Jin covers Rap Monster's mouth*

Jin: "If you dare destroy their beliefs, you're the next one to lose spirit. And I mean life spirit."

Rap Monster: *gulps*

J-Hope: "We're gonna meet Santa and sit  on his lap! Oh my god my heart can't handle this!"

J-Hope: *squeals*

V: "I know right! Jungkook, aren't you excited!?"

Jungkook: "Excited about what?"

V: "Seeing Santa Claus!"

Jungkook: "Pft. No."

V and J-Hope: *gasp*

V and J-Hope: "How could you say that!?"

Jungkook: "I'm not into beliefs like Santa. I know where I actually get my presents from..."

J-Hope: "And who may that be? Who's the one giving you presents besides Santa?"

Jungkook: "Jimin hyung. He keeps giving me gifts every year. If I didn't know better, I would've thought he was Santa Claus..."

Staff: "Next!"

V: "OH MY GOD WE'RE NEXT!!!"

To be continued...