January 1st 2016

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"Hello?"

"Hello?"

"Ah, yes, um- is this the girl from this morning?"

"That depends. Is this Chris Hemsworth?"

"No, it isn't. It's Daniel."

"Who?"

"The one that called you at an ungodly hour this morning."

"Who?"

"The arsehole."

"I know a lot of arseholes. You need to be more specific."

"The man whose girlfriend cheated on him."

"Who? Oh, wait, are you Brother of Jesus?"

"My name is Daniel-"

"It is you! What's up, Brother of Jesus?"

"You know what, this was a terrible mistake. Have a pleasant evening."

"Okay..."

"..."

"This is the part where you hang up."

"Right, it is."

"You're still on the line."

"Are you always this much of a smart arse?"

"Yes."

"What?"

"Yes, I am always this much of a smart arse."

"Of course you are. I rang to apologise for my behaviour this morning."

"Is that what you're trying to do? It was hard to tell seeing as the word 'sorry' never passed your lips."

"This is the part where I hang up. You don't deserve an apology."

"Hey, let's get one thing straight- I never asked for an apology, dickwad. Now, this is the part where I hang up. Have a pleasant evening."

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