"There's no denying that I'm eccentric, sure, but is there a method to my madness? Fuck yes. And one day, when the world has made one mistake too many, you'll look back at me and say, 'Guess the joke was on me the whole time.' And will I pity you? No, I'll be sitting back with a big ol' smile, watching as the people who laughed at my plans burn."
This was what I said when the reporter from my school newspaper laughed at me and said, "The only way you could be weirder is if you ate out of the garbage, freak." All because I prefer to wear a leather trench coat.
