Oh you changed your mind? Does this one work any better?
This coming from the poster child for abortions?
When you were born it was the doctor who started crying.
The last time you stepped on a scale, your weight was a phone number.
If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world
If you had a brain cell, it would lonely.
I may like to shop but I'm not buying any of your bullshit.
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
