Dumb person: I'm smart
Answer/comeback: Your brain is the size of a worms- and worms don't have brains
When you bought your outfit, did it come with a pole?
*ex's gf/bf brags about dating ur ex*
Reply: My parents taught me to give used toys to the less fortunate- good luck!
If slap you, but shit stains
Theres this one lighting that REALLY looks good on u...complete darkness.
Did u know they were called "jumpolines" until you stepped on one?
You're lucky mirrors cant talk- or in your case scream
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
