(A/N: I put an adorable cat vid cuz u need innocence after this;))
Your moms dick is bigger then yours
At least Miley Cyrus doesn't want her clothes back from me
Its pointless to think of a comeback for you because it'll take you all day to figure it out.
If you're going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
(Quote from marilyn monroe)
OR
Im going to start calling you Penny because a penny and u both have two faces
Your self esteem is even lower then your tank top. I didn't think that was possible
Halloween was so long ago, you can take the mask off now-oh
Honey I'm not insulting you I'm describing you
You should use a can opener on your lips so you finally shut up
I'd slap you but that would be considered animal abuse
I thought of all day!! I was at the zoo
My middle finger gets a boner everytime I'm near you
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
