If life is a bitch is your name Life?
Im sorry I think u have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck
I got an F on my spelling test because they told me to spell bitch and I wrote your name. I guess its actually whore...whoops!
The blood I use to dye my shirts with is running out and I'm always looking for donors!
If I had to have a brain transplant I'd choose yours because I would want one that wasn't used
The only way you'd get laid is if you crawled up a chicken's ass
Sometimes I don't know whether to feel hate or pity for you
May your life be as great as u show on social media
Let me know when you're available later so I can turn off my phone
If life gave me lemons I'd find you and squeeze them in in your eyes
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Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
