Roses are red
Violets are blue
I shitted yesterday
And it looked just like you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When God made us pretty
Where were you?
Reply/seperate:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pretty is something
God never gave u.
Girl: You suck.
Me: nope pretty sure thats your job. 🍆
Any gender: You suck.
Me: I suck lollipops thank you very much.
Fuck you!
Me: Im sure youd love to but I'll kindly decline the offer
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
