Person: That was so funny I forgot to laugh
Me: Did you forget to brush your teeth too?
Douche: ooooh do you need some ice for that burn
Me: naw your heart is colder anyways
Stds arent pokemon youre not supposed to catch them all
Irl conversations:
Bitch: If your life was a movie it would be Comedy!
Me: I personally agree, becauseyour shitty insults would be in it!
Me: Shut up
Asshole: Make me
Me: Just get me some duct tape, and if you're feeling frisky, a chair and some rope.
(Same) Asshole: Get out of here
(A/N Idk why he thinks thats a comeback)
Me: Thats what your mom's gonna tell u when you're 30 and living at home
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Id kick u in the vagina, but im afraid my shoe will disappear
Lol that was random
I'll keep it there anyway cuz I like it
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Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
