I'm straighter then the pole your mom dances on.
Or
I'm straighter then the pole you dance on at night
Your mom should've thrown u away and kept the stork
Insult: FAIL
Comeback: I didnt ask for your life story
Or
You mean like your dads condom unfortunately did?
Im not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks And Funny Poems
HumorI'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows... You just got ~*roasted*~ Or toasted? I hate me too ❤
