The Private Eyes Journal of Jewel the Crystal Rabbit

Well this is crazy. REAL crazy

Today, I found out some INSANE news......well before I tell you them, lemme give you a quick scan of how things went today.....so basically, when I got home from another rough day of school, my father noticed me crying, so he asked me what was wrong. I told him the girls that bully me again were, well, bullying me again.....that REALLY angered my dad, so he got out his stun guns, and he told me to lead him to those girls, but I told him not to shoot anyone because I would rather solve things within peace, not war....luckily he calmed down, but he said if he caught them bullying me, he would shock them.....so he put his guns away (did I mention that he's a cyborg?). Anyways, so I lead him to the girls, and as soon as they saw me, they bullied me and they called me a baby just for having my dad come with me......my dad was very mad, so he froze the girls, and later he unfroze them.....we then started to walk home, when one of the girls tosses a calculus book to the back of my head.......and then my father was REALLY mad.......so he used his wires to grab the girls and so, he told me to blast them, but I couldn't do it......he then shut down for a little, which gave me the chance to hide in the woods for a little bit......I was hiding in some bushes behind a tree and I was crying the whole time, meanwhile I hear the girls and my dad yelling.....I don't know what they were saying, but it sounded like they were talking about me......I kept thinking to myself, "why am I an alien?"...suddenly, I hear him coming and one of the girls follows, but he sounded rather excited to find me, because he told me he had great news......and this is the crazy part, because he told me he did researching on my species, the crystal rabbits, and he said that I was, get this, a PRINCESS......I honestly don't know what to say to this.....I mean I knew my parents were leaders of my original planet, but I had no idea they were royalty.....I asked him how it was possible, so he told me only royalty have crystal parts, but I had to remind him that ALL crystal rabbits have, well, crystal parts......then, he researched some more and he told me that only royalty have red crystals, which is what I have......I told him that my mother didn't have them, but I remember my birth father having dark red crystals....so then, he told me I had the rights to punish one of my bullies, but I told him that I wasn't too big on vengeance, so I simply gave the girl another chance, but I did tell her not to blow this chance......anyways, dad told me that I would be popular at school, which is exactly what I DIDN'T want to come out of my royalty......so I didn't respond, so he asked me if i would like it, so I just say "yeah" and I look nervously......later, the two of us walked home, and here I am, in my room........I don't really know if I like being a princess.....if I ever tell anyone, I don't wanna be royalty for popularity, but rather peace and kindness.....and so I can solve problems for the world......anyways, I gotta go, it's almost dinner time......maybe if I sleep on it, things will look better.......goodbye....hopefully I find out more soon enough....-Jewel