the not so straight group chat ☼ multiship gc au

chapter 3

kelly:guyyyyyysssssssssszzzz

breadbin:wtf do u want

kelly:I just watched every season of full house

vic:u lowkey have no life

kelly:how rude

viccy poo:u are full house trash #1 aren't u ?

kelly:u got it dude !!!!!

ryro:you two are so cute together

viccy poo:shaddaup

alex:guyssssssssssss

breadbin:what???

alex:I made friends

breadbin:what a surprise

alex:shaddauppppp

alex:they are homosssss

ryro:did u get their kik's???

alex:yepper doodle doo

breadbin:wtf

ryro:ADD THEM

tyjo has joined the chat invited by, alex
spooky jim has joined the chat invited by, alex

tyjo:wtf is this

spooky jim:m888888 I'm TRYIN TO WATCH FULL HOUSE

kelly:I think I like u

spooky jim:oh lord

tyjo:WTF IS THIS

alex:welcome to a chat filled with not so straight people

tyjo:ummmmmmmmm bye????

tyjo has left the chat

ryro:add him the fuck back

tujo has joined the chat invited by, alex

alex:bitch u thoughttt

tyjo:why????????

jack 🎀:ONCE U JOIN THE GAY U DON'T LEAVE THE GAY

tyjo:fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

jack 🎀:...

jack 🎀:me tyler 1 v 1

tyjo:fine gta 5 rn my place

jack 🎀:pm me ur address

tyjo:fine

dalloff:guyssss I just saw jack running like hell the opposite way of Tyler's house

spooky jim:tbh me tho

jack 🎀:guys ...

ryro:oh shit

jack 🎀:guys...

ryro:yes

jack 🎀:I just ran the wrong direction and u knew and didn't call me

ryro:yes

jack 🎀:fuck u m8

ryro:when m8

tay bae:ded

jen:where the fuck are u ???

tay bae:at ur door

jen:okay I'll be right down

jen:....

jen:where the fuck are u ???

tay bae:back door m8

jen:fuck u

tay bae:when?????

jen:right fucking now

tay bae:okayyyyyy ;')

dalloff:are u 2 legit about to fuck

tay bae:...

jen:...

spooky jim:my virgin eyes

alex:do u need holy water

spooky jim:yes sir

alex:*pours holy water into Josh's eye sockets*

spooky jim:well that fucking burns

alex:WAIT UR A DEMON????

alex:MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

frankie:ded

spooky jim:I'm melting

breadbin:we are off to see the wizard

ryro:the wonderful wizard of gay

breadbin:because because because of the wonderful anal sex he does

ryro:we are off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of gayyyyyy

jen:*dies*

tay bae:that's not a lie she literally just fell off the fucking bed and knocked over her red bull

breadbin:same tbh

ryro:this is fucking gay

gee:notice how Jardougall came back at the same time

tay bae:...

jen:...

tyjo:lordyyyyyy

ryro:how did gta 5 go

jack 🎀:I'm still looking for his house

jack 🎀:I'm on my scooter

breadbin:it's raining outside????

jack 🎀:that's exactly why I'm pissed

jack 🎀:every time my phone says I'm at his house I'm at a sex toy shop

tyjo:...

jack 🎀:wtf is happening

ryro:U JUST GOT PRANKED

jack 🎀:imma kill u

tyjo:not if u don't know where I live

jack 🎀:I will kill u because josh just sent me ur address and I'm on my way rn

kelly:oh shit

viccy:shit just got real