the signs as... ways to die💀
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Capricorn -- drowned in a lake by a siren
Aquarius -- murdered in your sleep by your dog (why didn't you give him his nightly treat?!)
Pisces -- burned in a tragic fire started by your many candles
Aries -- fell off a building
Taurus -- shot out of a cannon on your first day at being the new circus's daredevil
Gemini -- cast a spell that rebounded back at you
Cancer -- struck by lightning... 7 times
Leo -- eaten by the bear you tried to pet
Virgo -- ...maybe you shouldn't have cut the cake
Libra -- you held the gun the wrong way
Scorpio -- got too excited and had a heart attack on the roller coaster
Sagittarius -- killed by your own good looks (that smile truly is blinding)
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Zodiacs | COMPLETED
Random****Completed January 22, 2019**** A bunch of "the signs as..." written by me
