Truth Or Dare : Team Fortress 2

Classic Heavy moment

(Still request)

BluZombie: HEY *run towed classic Heavy* I got a dare for you !!

Classic Heavy: WHAT ?!?

BluZombie: kiss me ~ eWe

Classic Heavy: HELL NAH. *leave*

~meanwhile~

Classic Heavy: *watching the RedMedic grab the needle* what are you going to do to me?

RedMedic: I need to see that you're going to spawn

Classic Heavy: *grumble a bit *

BluZombie: *hide in the present box, look up * heya hoovie ~

Classic Heavy: *Jesus * BluZombie! What are you doing? !?

RedMedic: where? *smile and turn around* I zeed her DNA

BluZombie: *hide inside*

Classic Heavy: Right there! *point* IN that present box!

RedMedic: *go to the box, and open it * I don't see Nothing

Classic Heavy: what ?!?! *looks*

BluZombie: *behind Classic Heavy, bite his ear *

Classic Heaalright!THE - *knock out by RedMedic needle*

Rehmm?c: Ahhh! *cover his mouth * less tut un leid!

BluZombie: *giggle with the shadow*

RedMedic: come back here! *searching BluZombie*

BluZombie: you never catch me alive!

Classic Heavy: do I see the pony

BluZombie - RedMedic: *both stop and look at Classic Heavy *

RedMedic: ...I zink I hurt him hard!

BluZombie: we should leave heavy alone or he'll kill us both  before we wake up

RedMedic: okay

BluZombie: *leave*

~time skip ~

Classic Heavy: BLUZOMBIE! !!!!

BluZombie: JA?

Classic Heavy: I'm going kick your f*cking ass for a long time I first met you !!

(Y-n): I not BluZombie. .. *fixings her tools*

Classic Heavy: the f*ck is she ?!?
*hearing bump noise in the room*

Classic Scout: ohhhhh she getting laid! *drinking his water *

Classic Heavy: WHAT ?!? *look at the room number* IN MY ROOM ?!?
*ran and destroy the door* DA FU-

BluZombie: *playing Destiny with Solider* waz up Heavy~

Classic Solider: you didn't tell us that you got an Xbox360 game

Classic Heavy: .......*takes out the gun*

Classic Solider: I'm out* leave*

Classic Heavy: *shut the door- alone with BluZombie who freaking out *

BluZombie: well loo-

Narrators: a loud sound of thunder came in Classic Heavy Room. All the classic were all silent, waited to see if BluZombie will survive or not
(In the room )

BluZombie: HA! *laugh * I beat you in Call of duty!

Classic Heavy: go F*ck yourself

BluZombie: *shoot his player * well ...off to see your father!!

Classic Heavy: he left me as a child. ...

BluZombie: .......sorry

(Out of room)

(Y-n): I think she not going make it

Classic Spy: well ley pry for this zombie

BluZombie: *open the door, got raccoons eye * whoa!

Classic Heavy: dat what you get for hurting my ass !!

Classic Scout: WHAT ?! You f**k her

BluZombie: I wish!

Classic Demo:: then what did you guy do?

Classic Heavy: playing Naruto Shippuden:

BluZombie: I beat Sasuke ass

Classic Heavy: Sasuke got beat up by Hinata .....

BluZombie: but he punches my real life ....not fair

(Y-n):: well good thing Y'all live

~IN the room :3 ~

BluZombie: AHHHHH

Classic Heavy: what !?!

BluZombie: Spider !!

Classic Heavy: *look at the spider* ....are you fuckig kidding me ...

Spider: *pounce on Classic Heavy face*

Narrator: the Classic Heavy scream unmanly like a girl. He jumps on the BluZombie arm as she carries him away

BluZombie: like get out of here !!!

Classic Heavy: *crying on BluZombie shoulder *

BluZombie: *patting him * there, there the spider not here

Red Sniper: *record and grab the fake toy spider * hehehe

~skip time~

BluZombie: Sandvich !!

Classic Heavy: no !! Pizza better

BluZombie: I thought All heavy like Sandvich

Classic Heavy: no me *left*

~past how they first meet ~

Human BluZombie: hello !~

Young Classic Heavy : *look at her down * why a little girl doing in this war ...your too weak

Human BluZombie: HEY! *blushing mad * I ain't that small to fight

~back to present~

BluZombie: *same height at him * I'm still not small~

Classic Heavy: f-ck off except you were human in past

BluZombie: ..........

(Y-n): he told you!

~meanwhile~

BluZombie: Hey Heavy!! *run to him *

Classic Heavy: What? !?

BluZombie: *take out the mistletoe and kiss his cheek * HA HA mission accomplish!

BluSpy: *backstab her * now!

Classic Heavy: *shoot BluSpy as madly blush* F*CK YOU