BluZombie Moment

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(It's me bruh as classic medic but I got mutant into a blue zombie as i'm a Freak Fortress  )
~in her room ~

BluZombie: *laying on her bed, looking at her dark blue skin * damn...I look like Murphy form zNation......

Ass pancakes : i'm going to BONK YOU! *try to hit her with his color hammer *

BluZombie: * dodge quickly,  breathing fast and glare at ass * HEY ! NOT COOL BRUH !!

Ass Pancakes: THEN BONK ME

BluZombie: GO BONK YOURSELF

Ass Pancakes: AAAAAAHHHHH

BluZombie: GHAAAAAAAAAA

Ass and BluZombie: GHRAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAHH

Cbs: *pass by BluZombie room carrying a Blu-Female-Scout to mate, growl at them  *  idiot .....

~Time Skip ~ (this is a Fem Spy )

(Y-n): *finding a Scout Disguise*

BluZombie: *goes behind her about to backstab her * DI-

(Y-n): *stab her stomach not looking at her . Smile a bit * Mission Accomplish. .

~skip~

Narrator: while BluZombie in the Mann Co. She looking for a perfect outfit . But then BluZombie saw Heavy guy finding clothes as well but he grab the princess outfit,  BluZombie think she could get princess outfit as well. As she got it and wear it at base ....she gone wrong ...

Freak Fortress: *all laughing at her *

BluZombie: .......*grab a grenade*  FUCK YA

Narrator: she exploded the Freak base and go back to Classic Fortress base

BluZombie: this is why ...I never go shopping. ..

Classic Pyro: hppmmf

BluZombie: wanna burn stuff ?

Classic Pyro:....hmp

Classic Spy: non ! *slap both of you*

BluZombie: FUCK * rub my jaw *

Classic Pyro: hmmp ?!?

~time skip~

BluZombie: * dancing with a donut * your a good dancer sir ?

????: John *smile and hold her waist *

BluZombie: *smile lightly*

Narrator::she daydreaming again.

Classic Heavy: BLUZOMBIE! ?!?! *glare at her as she licking his arm*  THE F*CK YOU DOING ?!?!

BluZombie: HUH ?!? *woke up ,saw what she have doing to Classic Heavy arm. She blushing red then run to her room *

~skip~ (Female Solider)

(Y-n): MAGGOT ?!?

BluZombie: ja ?

(Y-n): BluZombie!  We in war !! Not doing tea party!

BluZombie:  *wearing a pink dress and drinking tea * Classic Solider say I have to act like a lady

(Y-n): ......*faceplam * oh Mary mother of Jesus

BluZombie: *back stab by spy*

Blu Spy: YOU SUCK

(Y-n): IM GOING KILL YA FRENCH WEASEL! !

Blu Spy: *laughing stupid while running as he bump to someone* hey !

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