Drunk and looooovv*cough cough * oh God my *cough* throat hurt..

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love4music24 :Awwww so cute X3 XD what zombie doing? XD *puts hands on hips* how much did zombie drink?

BluZombie : -hic- uh.. *think*

*le back flash of "pinche taco bar"*

Le blu fortress: DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!  DRINK!

Red Demo:*gulping that Hornitos whiskey *

BluZombie: *drinking strongest  rum with an  striped straw* NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

*come back form the flashback *

BluZombie: eh...little friend ~

Spy: you're drunk Myrtille!

BluZombie: cállate tú pinche weasel!

*translate* SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING WEASEL

Spy: stop talking gibberish and zet get going *move away *

*see le snow come out *

BluZombie: IT'S SNOWING

Merasmus: *scream out of nowhere*  MAGIC, EVERYONE !!

Scouts: HELL YEAH! COCO & MARSHMALLOW HOOKER ARE 50%

Pyro: HUDDA HUDDA *excited *

Engie: what wrong pyro?

Pyro: *Point something on top*

Spy: *cigarettes drop on his lip* my god!

Sniper: IT'S SANTACLAUS! !

SANTA CLAUS : HOHOHO MOTHERFUCKER!

Solider : OH MY GAWD, GOD IS REAL!!

Marcus: *Push him* GOD IS REAL, YOU BASTER!

SANTA CLAUS : *drop some present * TAKE THAT SHIT !!

Scouts : *got his present. * HOHOHOE I GOT PLAYBOU 18+

BluZombie : *cries *

Marcus *hold his wife shoulders* what wrong love?

BluZombie : * hic* I got He-Man lunch box

Marcus:......*left*

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCK
SORRY I MADE IT SHORT
CAUSE I'M MAD AT MY SISTER WHO USE MY ART TAPE FOR STUPID CUT DOOR THAT ROCKY THE PUPPER SCRATCH ON!!!

NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF A NICE CUP OF TEA IN MY KETTLE

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