Bluzombie: What the hell?? Why are telling everyone your stressed mode in this book Karen!?
K: I just want people to know if I'm okay 😏
Bluzombie: Well good thing you are. We have a lot of truth and dare to catch up! Also, Scout is doing that matchmaker online to date someone.
Scout: *you hear scout hitting his computer* come on! COME ON!
*see 0 matchmaking for Blu-Sexy-Scout* why no chick wanna date this sexy Moua!?
Spy: *Shout to the door, getting his cigar * cause woman don't have any taste of idiot Scout.
Scout:*Doesa sarcastic laugh* haha very funny Spy.
Sniper: *sipping his coffee while holding the telescope. He saw large dust coming toward their base, was it a dust storm? Kangaroo stamps? Robot form old man? But he was dead when he warns his last words to Mrs. Pauline. Sniper saw it coming faster and faster toward the base, he takes his rifles and refills his bullets quick- wait. stop. Where is the girlie scream coming from? Doesn't sound like Scout or Bluzombie scream, is an.. fangirl..THE FANGIRL ARE COMING !!!* HOWLY SHELL!! MEDIC!
Medic: * meanwhile at the medic lab where Medic laughing at Archimedes worst pun, he scent trigger form Sniper* Oh no...
Fangirl... SOLDIER!!!!
Soldier: * POP OUT WITH SOME WEED BROWNIE* WHAT MAGGOT ?!?!
Medic: 've got some enemy!!!
Soldier: *GASP* NO!
Medic: *Nod his head *
Soldier : *run quickly to the alert button *
*hear the alarm *
Demo: *woken up form the siren. Demo scream like a lunatic of seeing the more solid cover in honey once more *
Soldier: WE GONNA KILL THOSE FANGIRL MAGGOT!!! *put a Disc play in Robo-Engineer butt*
~la sing Along~
They said blue can't BUILD for the day~
The dove get the hell out of there~
Cause they KNOW something's about to go down ~
Is the red is going to die?....
No..it's a cheating shot.
zoom closer IS THEM~
THAT MEAN FANGIRL IS THE- TARGET !~
A mysterious honey man watches-
-whisper- from the distance ~
Take a second to look AMERICAN~
Time a go~
Walk in slow-motion ~
So you still look AMERICAN~
Sniper Cupid just saw YOU~
He gonna throw his piss at you~
Just don't mind him~
JUST-KEEP-LOOKING-AMERICAN~
That shadow will take care of him~
-BONK!-
Red-Spot say "stop!"~
Just kill him for your AMERICAN~
The other red get hit by an arrow~
So you're good.~
PART OF DEMO SEA~
Hopefully, red heavys have good weapon~
-BANG!!-
No, they don't. Maybe scouts do. -STAB-
NO THEY DON'T!!!.
Now act like Canadain do it.~
They not buying it.~
Fangirl come out from her shelter.~
He's distracted by a feather.~
She's like "f*ck me"~
He like a feather.~
-Archimedes squeak like an eagle-
He's look up when he remembers.~
"Ooh! I like BREAD"~
Nod at the dove as PEOPLE DIE~
everywhere PEOPLE DIE~
Fangirl doesn't DIE~
She FINE~
Fangirl send the red to DIE~
KILL THE SCOUT, THE DEMO DRUNK DOWN.~
KILL THE SPY, THE PYRO CRIED OUT.~
Fangirl STILL FINE!~
Fangirl nod and some other RSoldier~
That was hiding in piller~
And then take their formation~
Then fangirl pulls out her sword~
Then goes to lick her sword~
-NOT.SURE.WHY?-
Mysterious honey man join by~
Other blue people~
YOU'RE NEXT~
*Yes you! reader Chan & Red*
RUNNING~
RUNNING~
SLOW MOTION. JUMP. ATT-
scout: wait - wait! *everyone stops and looks at scout* why are we doing this? Why is the hell Soldier cover in honey again?
Also, why are we gonna killed our fangirl & reader here?
Demo: they got ye soup can!
Scout: just for a SOUP CAN!?!?
Remo: we have nothing of yer soup can, you big loaf!!! *point his sword at another demo* Yer got our whiskey!!
Spy: please sober man, why would we steal your cheap whiskey when we have fine class wine?
RSpy: I don't know handsome me..why should we steal your cheap wine?
Bluzombie: so you telling me we fighting for food?!
Scott: I thought we fighting for that sexy chick?!
Scout: this suck on ice!
soldier: I want a refund!!!
Sniper: *facepalm* this is bloody embarrassing.
Pyro: mmth mmtjp mmp!!
engineer: what ya mean we got your mlp movie?
heavy: Heavy did not sign for this! *leave*
Heavy: Heavy need to not waste his time on little baby crying!
Bluzombie: *blue/red was about to fight, but an unexpected gunshot was heard of the blue zombie as she got their attention * hold on! Where the shell is Medics and the fangirl?!?
*meanwhile where Medic and all the fangirl getting attack by ice cream man make me wonder how he loads ice cream in that damn gun?!?! *
Iceman: I C E C R E A M N E V E R D I E
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Truth Or Dare : Team Fortress 2
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