CHEATER, KILL, Elements, Piss off

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Tf2HoneyBunny: *come back in crying form my date by myself * Christian a cheater!

BluZombie : *slam the table* what?!?!

Tf2HoneyBunny: I went to the bathroom, I saw him kisses another girl !*run to the room sobbing*

love4music24: O.O Wha?! *hug Tf2HoneyBunny*
Don't be sad we gonna kill him !

KillerSpy45: I help you kill him that fucker .

Tf2HoneyBunny:-*cries*  I thought he love me ;-; *cries to the room*

BluZombie: ooooh I gonna chop his head like da RMedic do to BSpy ~

Head BSpy : I could here you~ .....

BluZombie: sorry bro ..

KillerSpy45:oh and if you guy control one element what will it be ?

Marcus: Fire

Heavy: earth (sandvich )

Medic: Water

Classic Medic: Iron

BluZombie: Corn XD

Pyro: Fire !

Classic Pyro: Wind

Sniper: Water (piss )

Classic Sniper: wind

Soldier: GOLD! !

BluZombie: wha-

Classic Soldier: FIRE! !

spy: water

Classic Spy: fire

Engineer: earth

Classic Engineer: Earth

TentaScout: Water babe !

TentaSpy: Water ~

Christian Spy: Wind

Polite Spy: Water

Gentle Spy: fire

Grey Mann: FIRE !!!

BluZombie: o-o

MarkipliersGF: "Wow... you got a lot of peeps here. *laughs* I dare you all to play some jarate roulette.

Tf2 & Classic: what? !?!

MarkipliersGF:You all have to stand together, while someone throws a jar of jarate high up into the air. Whoever stays the longest, wins! But don't stay too long or you'll get covered in piss. I suggest you put the jarate in Soldier's rocket launcher and he'll shoot it straight up so it'll go really high! ((If you've ever seen the movie Grown Ups, thats basically what this is based off of.)

Sniper: alright mate *put the piss inside the Rocket Launcher *

BluZombie: I ain't playing it *leaves*

Marcus: me neither!

Sniper: -tsk- Coward. ...

KillerSpy45: "What weapon do you prefer, sword, axe, or loose cannon"

BluZombie: DYNAMITE! !

KillerSpy45: i'm her friends again, i'm a PINEAPPLE!

BluZombie:*confused to the question * wait wh-

KillerSpy45: "Stop! Bad pineapple spy. I'm sorry, it's my spy friend the reason I don't trust spy's."

BluZombie: o-o i know Dr. Melon Spy

Dr. Melon : ello !

Polite spy: -sigh -

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Polite spy: -sigh -

sniper: DOOO THE GAME *grab the Rocket Launcher and point it at the blu spy *

Blu Spy: ZHAT ?!?!

Sniper: TASTE A PISS OF MY BODY !!*click but nothing shoot *

Blu Spy: *waiting but nothing happened*

Sniper: RAH IT BINGE! ! *check inside*

Classic Spy: i won't do that if I where you ..

BANG

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