When you're just chilling on your phone and then your mom walks in:
Mom: Scenic, dear, I need you to get off your phone.
Me: Why? I got all of my homework done. . . Did I forget a chore?
Mom: Well. . . N-no. It's just, you need to make real friends.
Me: *goes back to reading yaoi lemons* I have real friends, mother.
Mom: I mean friends who like normal things!
Me: ;-; Cri.
