Girl: I love Melanie Martinez.
Me: Oh, cool. What's your favorite song?
Girl: Mm, Dollhouse.
Me: ...*is suspicious if she's a real fan or not*
Girl: What's your favorite song by her?
Me: Oh! Defiantly Play Date!
Girl: What? That song isn't on her album.
Me: It's on the deluxe version.
Girl: Uh, yeah right. I know everything about Melanie!
Me: Fine. Name all of her songs.
Girl: Fine. There's Dollhouse, Cry Baby, Carousel, and Mrs. Potato Head.
Me: *takes a deep breath*
*~*
Police Man: So, she just fell out of the window?
Me: Yes, officer.
