Stupid Fangirl Problems

Introductions

This is how I picture my first day of school introduction going:

Student: ...and then I saved the president.

Teacher: My! What an amazing tale! Phoenix, why don't you share?

Me: *falls out of chair* *trips on way to the front of the class* *rips shirt in process* *breaks nose* *faces class*

Me: I'm pretty cool on the Internet.