Thank you guys so much for supporting this story. I'd like to thank all of you awesome fans of this book who are constantly in my notifications. Now, this probably isn't interesting, so here's is my original bit:
QUESTION! HOW COME MY IRL CRUSH WHO ACTUALLY LIKES ME, DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL AS GOOD AS MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND??
LIKE, MY CRUSH SAID HE LIKES ME, BUT I'M HESITANT BECAUSE I LIKE MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND MORE! WTF??
HERE IS THE ONLY PICTURE OF MY CRUSH I HAVE:
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HE LOOKS DECENT, RIGHT? I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND I'M SAYING TO MYSELF "I could do worse."
BUT THEN WE GET A PICTURE OF MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND IN HERE:
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AND I'M ALL LIKE, "BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! FIGHT ME! SAY THAT YOU LIKE ME AND I WILL STAPLE DEAD BIRDS TO YOUR CAR!"
I EVEN FIND THIS HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE:
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LOOK AT THOSE SEXY LIPS! Wait, actually don't. Those lips belong to me.
