Mom: Put the book down and come socialize with the family!
Me: Faction before blood.
Mom: Come down here right now!
Me: I am Divergent, I cannot be controlled.
Mom: You have 5 seconds! 5, 4-
Me: -4? Like the number?
Mom: My child is insane.
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Stupid Fangirl Problems
RandomBeing a fangirl sucks. Let's talk about that. (Completed)