Me and Purdy (Ashley purdy X reader)

bad pizza guy

Ash and I had been eating pizza all night and watching movies, we had gone through about two cases of beer and a bottle of wine, Ashley and I had been binge watching the walking dead while we wait for the new season, Ashley jumped and screamed when someone he liked would die. He was extremely cute when he got all distressed about anything to do with the show

soon we were out of pizza and Ash was not happy about this little issue "why are we put of pizza? i want more pizza! Y/N i neeed pizza!" he started pretty much yelling in my ear

"Babe oh my god ill just call the pizza place and get more pizza calm your man titties jesus" I laugh and grab the phone, i order another pizza and tell the guy where our house is to deliver it, i hang up and Ashley is watching me from the living room door way

"did ya order?" he asks like a little kid

"yes it will be here in a bit now relax.." i chuckle a bit and go sit on the couch with him to watch some more of the show. soon the door bell rings and I get up to get it because mr. i need pizza is to emerged in the show to even hear the door, i open the door and a nice looking young man stands there

"pizza for mrs. Purdy?" his voice is husky and kinda hot

"thats me, thanks" i reach out to take the pizza

"no problem beautiful" he says with a slight smirk on his face, i just brush it off as a nice compliment but he keeps talking "whats a beautiful thing like you doing alone?"

"oh im not" i say and just then, i guess ashley had heard him flirting with me because he came and wrapped his arms around me from behind

"shes with me" he says and glares at the guy

"oh I didnt know you were a lesbian" the pizza guy responded and i can only assume regretted it right away because ashley got really mad and punched him in the face, the guy stumbled back and fell off the step hitting his head off the pathway

"dont ever insult me or my wife ever again, do you understand me?!" Ashley was no longer childish, he was extremely pissed off, he picked the pizza up and grabbed my hand, he threw a ten dollar bill onto the pizza guy and stormed back inside pulling me with him, he slams the door and sits on the couch, i sigh and sit with him and kiss his cheek

"your extremely hot when your mad you know that?" i say trying to give him a boost of self esteem, he smiles a bit and looks at me

"you know, no matter how pissed i am you always make it better Y/N" he kisses me softly and opens the pizza box, he hands me a slice and pours me a drink, he wraps the blanket around me and we continued to watch the show, not long after I started to dip in and out of sleep and soon sleep won.

The next morning I woke up in our bed, Ashley wasnt beside me though, i sit up and run my fingers through my hair, I look out the window to a sunny blue sky, i smiled to myself as i walk over and see the leaves on the trees had already began to turn a nice bright red color. i open the window and take a wif of the fresh october air.
I walk downstairs and get a smell of bacon, i go into the kitchen to see Ashley standing by the stove making breakfast, i smile and open the fridge, i get out the orange juice and go to get a glass, i open the cupboard and have to stand on my tiptoes to reach a glass and when i do, i feel ashley slap my ass, i let out a small yelp and turn to him with a pissed off look on my face "What was that for"

"being to sexy in my shirt" he smirked and i had just realized i had been wearing his shirt and underwear, i rolled my eyes and pour my orange juice, i walk past him to sit at the table and slap his ass on the way, i sit at the table with a smirk on my face "your lucky i love you" Ashley smirks

"i know" i laugh.

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There you go guys, i know this took to long but i hope you enjoyed anyway :)
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