not 2 muc l8r , teh rayvn gayng n teh newlee naymd skwash skwad aryvd @ 300 fox way/yay/gay/why. dey wulkd in, 1derin wut mowra n cala had n stor 4 dem.
dey wulkd in2 teh reedin rom , ware mowra n cala sat, sirowndid bi a bunch of werd sykik shit.
"wut teh fuk iz dis" sed Jane.
"wev set up a skryin sessin 4 y'all. wer goin 2 c wut dis Camila chik iz planin, y she wud send u her n mak uz stuk wit u I meen kep u awy frum hom."
"ok butt " sed fox. "wut if we don. wan 2 go bak home."
"u r goin bak hom " sed rownun.
"how r00d" sed lu.
"anywya" sed mowra "les git dis stard shal we"
evry1 sat dow n vareeus playces n teh rom. sum of dem sat n chars lik akul fukin sane ppl. oters layd fays dow on teh flor, n sum of dem sumhow fowd a way 2 hayng frum teh ceeling lik bats or sum shit idek wtf.
mowra n cala ntird der fukin werdass sykik ritul, . n teh rayvn gays n teh skwashys waytd n wer bord.
"wel" sed Jane, gittin owt 4 difrint dex of cards . "wile we wayt. hoo wans 2 pla go fis?"
dey al gethird arowd a taybl n Jane deeld owt teh cards.
"il go firs" sed Meryl "ian, dos u hav a payg of cups."
"wut teh fuk" sed ian. "how did u kno"
"idk" reeplyd Meryl. "jus giv mi teh card"
"no" sed ian
"yes " sed Meryl
"no" sed ian
"yes " sed meryl,
"no" sed ian
"yes" sed meryl
"no " sed ian
"4 teh luv of al dat mai or mai not b holey, ian giv mi teh godam motafukin card"
"but ur cheetin!!!1!1!1!" ian xclaymd
"wut teh fuk I m not cheeting" sed Meryl, afendid bi hiz hurful akuzashuns. "I m jus gud @ go fishies"
"no der iz no wai u gesd wich card I had on teh firs fukin tern!!1!1!!2!2!" ian, hoo wuz now staning on top of teh tabl 4 sum fukin resin, sed.
"dis iz bulshet!!! !" sed Meryl she tern 2 her frens "guise tel hem I m nit a cheetr ."
her frens wer kwiet 4 a momint . n den viv sed "Meryl's a cheetr"
"VIV WUT TEH FUK" Meryl xclaymd?!!?!.
"w0wza" sed fox, sitin in teh cornir ,eeting popcorn. "der iz sum dramuh unfoling"
"SHUT TEH FUK UP FOX" sed litruly evry1
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fox glard @ dem az dey tok slow, jugemintal byts of der popcrn.
o fox. u r so ncredablee stoopid.
"fuk it" lu sed "clerlee we cent pley go fis w/o fiteng , so wer goin 2 play sumting els.
"lik wut." sed Andi
"lik hid n sek."
"hid n sek wut teh fuk" sed rownun "r u 5"
lu eggnord him. "il cowt firs." he sed. he ternd arown n put hiz hans ovr hiz eyes. he stard 2 cowt. "skwash 1, skwash 2, skwash 3..."
evrybudy gawt up n ran awy 2 hid.
wen he fineshd cowting , lu opind hiz eys n ternd arowd. he emedeitly saw Andi hydng undr teh taybl.
"Andi " he sed "Andi ur nit vry wel hidin."
"hoos Andi" sed Andi "imma fukin gost."
"holee shit." lu sed.
den he wandrd arowd teh reding rom 4 a bit. he dint fin any1, so he lef teh rom 2 lok elsware.
he waundrd in2 teh kichin. he fowd beth hyding undr anothr taybl , n ian hydin behynd teh frig . den he wen upstars .
he loked in a kupl difrint roms n cudint fin any1 , so he lef dos Roms n wen in2 blus rom.
firs, he chekd undr teh bed, ware he fowd fox.
"fox" he sed wen he fowd dem." did u kno itz kreepee 2 hid undr ppls beds. "
"lu" fox sed "did u kno I don car."
den lu herd sum1 laf . he lokd arow teh rom n relyzd teh laf had cum frum insid teh klosit.
he stud up n opind teh klosit dor. insid wer eri n Jane.
"wyd" sed lu
"wer in da klosit" sed eri
"do. u kno wut dat meens." sed lu.
"heheh" sed eri, prancen owt of teh klosit. Jane stard aftr her, utirlee dun wit her shit.
Jane wulkd owt of teh klosit, a ded lok in her eys.
aftr tht, lu cuntinud 2 lok arown teh tyni hows, butt he jus cudint sem 2 fyn Meryl or viv.
He wen bak dow teh stares. he loked arown 4 wut semd lik 4EVR. den he herd blus voys cumin frum teh livin rom.
"wth" she sed "y r der ppl in owr yard"
lu loked owt teh windo n saw no oter den Meryl n viv.
"wut teh fuk" lu sed. he opind teh dor n wen owtsid.
"duds" he sed, wulkin tward Meryl n viv "duds wut teh fuk"
"damit u fowd us" sed viv
"DUDS !1!!?" lu sed agen "DUDS WUT TEH FUK !!!?4!?2?3?"
"wut" sed meryl
"ur nit alowd 2 hid owtsid !!1!2!" lu xclaymd.
"u did not mak dat cler" sed viv
"4 teh luv of gid" he sed "I m dun. I m dun wit lyf." he tirnd arown n wen bak nsid. viv n meryl folod him.
"jus in tim" gansy sed wen dey cam in. "mowra n cala hav jus finisd skryin."
teh 3of dem sat dow in teh redin rom.
"wel" mowra sed "we hav fown sum in4mayshun."
"wut iz teh in4mayshun" askd ian.
"Camila haz a dark plen ." mowra sed. she dint cuntinu.
"wel,," sed fox "wut iz,, teh dark plen,,"
"evry1 hoo wuz @ tht partee" mowra sed "Camila put al of u undr a spel . a spel 2 mak u al fal aslep n hav strayng drems revolvng arown teh tings u chos 2 ware az costums."
"wayt" sed Meryl. "wayt so ur sayin dis iz a drem."
"2 put it simplee, yez" cala confemrd.
"wel shit"Andi sed
"wowza" sed fox
"FOX NO" sed litruly evry1.
"hahahahhajdksocndkxnskxnsidndosposskosl" sed fox
"wait so if dis iz a drem" Jane sed, lokin @ gansy. "dos dat meen I cen do wutevr teh hel I wan n noting wil matr."
"um" sed gansy.
"NYWEY" sed cala, caling evry1s a10shun bak 2 herslf n mowra. "wen u al wayk up, she wans 2 tak it a tyni stip ferthir , n aculy tern u al in2 ur costums."
evry1 wuz sylint 4 a minit. den Jane sed "hole shit."
"yeh" sed cala. "hole shit inded."
"fuk" sed ian.
"yeh" sed mowra "fuk inded."
sum1 els opind der mowth 2 sey sumting butt sudinlee, teh hole wurld beecaym bluree, be4 evintuly beecuming ntirelee blak.
wen dey awok, Camila stod in frun of dem, teh ppl in cloks staning behynd her.
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
