A/N: SO I'VE STARTED READING THE RAVEN KING AND HOLY SHIT IT'S SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH BUT I'M STILL IN THE BEGINNING SO NO SPOILERS PLEASE.
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az I sed @ teh nd of teh las chaper, Camila n teh duds in cloks stud in frunt of teh skwash skwad now. teh skwashies loked arown n reelyzd dey wer tyd n bownd 2 chars. aw fek.
"o" teh evil evil-doer sed evily. "ur awayk."
"wut teh fuk iz dis" sed Jane.
"dis iz a rowp" sed Meryl
"yeh no shit shurlok" sed Jane. "butt y r we tyd up bi a rowp."
"bc Camila iz evel" sed viv
"yeh no shit shurlok" sed ian
"cen al of u jus shut teh fuk up 4 a 2nd, ur fukin anoyin" sed Camila
"yeh no shit shurlok" sed fox.
Camila sat dow on teh oter sid of teh rom n red a magazeen 4 sum fukin reesun.um xcus me mis evel ladee, don u hav sum evel 2 b doin her y u jus sitin arown lmao wyd.
teh skwash skwad beegan 2 git bord. it wuz awkwurdlee kwyit in teh rom. fox dsided 2 brek teh sylince wit a v serus "ted Cruz iz teh zodeeac kilir."
"ok dats it I'm getin teh fuk awy frum u ideeuts" Camila sed. "I'm goin 2 chek if nee of teh oter gests hav wokin up yit." she ternd 2 her evel minyins. "watc dem". she eyd teh skwash skwad waralee. den she ternd arown n wulkd owt teh dor.
nobuddy rlly new how 2 reeac. afer a minit of sylince , lu sed "alrite den"
teh skwashies got bord agen kwite fas. fox stard 2 hum. der huming gradulee ternd in2 a song. "inhal teh memes," dey sayn. "xhal teh memes. njec teh memes in2 mi blod strem. der r gud memes. n der r bad memes. y haz god abandund uz."
"dis hol gaddam fic iz a meme" beth mutird.
"mi hol lif iz a meme" fox sed, starin dramaticlee off in2 teh distince.
"memes r mi onlee frens" sed a unfamleeur voys. it semd 2 b cuming frum 1 of teh strayng cloked figers.
fox lafed so har dey noked der char ovr n dey wer now layin on teh flor, stil tyd 2 a char. "SAYM" dey practiclee skremd.
"SHHHH" sed litrulee evry1.
"fox" sed ian "fox wut teh fuk. y r u bein so lowd. r u fukin dum."
"yee" sed fox
"iznt yee a meme" askd Jane.
"YEZ" fox yeld. "A AMAZINF MEME"
"fox" sed litruly evry1 "shut teh fuk up"
"okauayayay sorRy" fox reeplyd.
"cum on guise les b a lil les hard on fox" Jane sed "dey cent help dat dey r a meme"
"YEZ INDED I M A MEME" fox showtd.
"fox shut teh fuk up" sed Jane
"o" sed fox
"guise " sed Meryl. "iz ny1 goin 2 acnologe teh fac dat we r curintlee in a serus situashun n dat dis mey in fac b lif or deth, or r we jus goin 2 sit her n talk abowt memes"
"memes" sed fox
"az reesonable az dat wish iz, fox," sed beth. "I tink Meryl mey b rite."
"onestlee, wut iz teh big deel" sed fox. "so wer goin 2 b ternd in2 owr costums . y iz dat such a problim?? wudint it b col 2 fel lik wer in teh trc wurld al teh tim. wut iz rong"
"ok fox" sed lu. "owr costums r pretee harmles n it wud admitly b col 2 b ternd in2 dem. butt cunsidr dis: u saw teh costums dat al teh oter ppl @ dis perty r waring. not al of dem r kwite az hermles az owrs. we cud b kild."
fox semd 2 finalee b staring 2 git it. "o" dey sed.
"yeh" sed Andi. "o".
teh skwashies sat in solem sylince 4 a bit. n den viv sed "guise. dis cud b teh nd of lif az we no it."
"n 4 sum of uz," sed eri. "teh nd of lif. pereeud."
der wuz anothir sylens. n den Jane sed "I luv u guise"
evry1 stard xchaynging "I luv u"s wit eech oter, noing dat dese cud b der las momints 2geter. sum of dem stard 2 cri . oters sat der, starin @ notin in partikuler wit ded loks in der eys. sum of dem wer abl 2 stay cumpletlee calm az dey waytd.
but den fox, hoo wuz stil layin on teh flor, sed "guise. guise cum on. we cent jus giv up. ders gota b sum wey 2 stop Camila. we hav 2 stay alyv."
der frens jus sat der n loked @ dem.
"I'm seereeus guise." fox cuntinud. " idk abowt u guise, butt...I don wan 2 dye. not...not nymor." dey lokd up at der frens, a pledin lok in der eys. "we cent evr giv up guise. ders alweys hop."
afer a shor sylens, lu sed "fox iz rite. we cent giv up. we ned 2 stop Camila. we r teh skwash skwad. we r powrfel. n we cen do dis . I beeleeve in uz."
"so do I" sed Jane
"me too" sed eri
"and me" sed Andi
"and me " sed Meryl
"n me " sed viv
"n me" sed beth
"n me" sed ian.
"n me" sed fox.
"now, ders onlee 1 flaw wit dis." sed Jane "wut teh fuk r we goin 2 do xaculy."
jus den, teh dor opind. in teh oter sid of teh dor stud anoter strayng persin in a dark clok. "Camila sent me up her 2git u al. " dey sed. "der iz a situashun in teh bak yard . she neds bakup."
teh oter cloked duds in teh rom rushd owt 2 go Dow teh stars 2 reech Camila in teh bakyerd.
"owt of kureeositee" sed Meryl. "wuts goin on in teh bakyerd."
"nuthin." teh clokd figur sed. der voys sonded weerdlee distent n far awy, lik a voys frum a drem...
teh clokd figer reemovd her hod.
teh skwashies stard@ her, in shok 4 a 2nd. fynulee, beth askd, "how did u git here"
"dat grywarin cen do nyting" cala reeplyd.
"tru" al of teh skwashies agred. rownun linch wuz a fentastik karacter.
"nywey" cala sed "teh reesin I caym heer wuz 2 fynd owt mor informayshun abowt dis plen of camilas."
"did u fynd nyting " askd Meryl.
"yez"
"wut did u fynd"
"iv fownd owt her motiv." cala sed az she beegan 2 unty teh skwashies frum der chars. "u c, dis izint teh onlee haloween perty wit dis goin on 2nite. wen Camila carrees owt her plen heer, teh plen wil otomaticly beegin @ evry oter halowen perty hapinin 2nite. her ovral motiv, teh reesin she's doin dis iz 2 uus teh munsturs she creeats az her slayvs so she cen intimadayt al teh remayning humens in2 akseping her az der leedir so she cen evintully tak ovr teh wurld!!!1!1!1!"
"aw shit" sed lu
"wut teh fuk" sed Jane
"so how do wee stop her" askd beth
"teh onlee wey 2 stop her iz 2 ...wel...stop her." cala mayd a moshun lik sliting her throt.
"o" sed Andi.
teh sownd of a dor opining wuz emedeitly folod bi a voys sayin "wut teh hel iz goin on heer"
Camila stud in teh dorwey 1ce agen.
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