A/N: The last chapter! Wow, I can't believe its over. Writing this story over the past few months has certainly been...a journey lmao. Thank you so much if you actually read this trash! I love you <3 Enjoy the finale of the trash!
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Camila stud in teh dorwey, starin @ cala n teh skwashies , lokin fureeus. "wut teh hel" she sed "is goin on heer."
teh skwashies al xchayngd loks, not shur wut 2 sey or do. wile lokin arown, dey relyzed cala had jus cumpleetlee disapeerd. wut teh fuk.
"wel u c" ian sed "wut had hapind wuz"
"SHH" sed Camila. "onistlee. I don evn wan 2 no. al I no iz dat u lil shits sumhow got fre, n dat iz not gud 4 bisnes. ill jus hav 2 star tings ahed of skedul. n i wil star wit u ideeuts."
"fuk" sed viv.
"I ned 4ce" she sed. she den leend owt teh dor n cald dow teh hal 4 sum of her minyuns 2 retern 2 her. 2 of teh weerd clokd duds caym in2 teh rom n waytd 4 camilas kamand.
"chayng of plens" she told dem. "we ned 2 git a bit of an erlee start. " she poyntd @ 1 of teh skwashies. "star wit teh blu 1."
teh clokd duds seezd fox bi der arms n dragd dem in2 teh sinter of teh pentagrem. dey stard 2 chent. b4 lon, fox wuz no longir teh fox dat evry1 new n toleraytd. fox wuz now a rayvn, jus lik teh 1 dey had dresd up az.
"SKAWK" sed fox.
teh skwashies jus stard @ dem 4 a minit, not shur how 2 reac.
"wow" sed beth.
fox floo up n awy, owt of teh minyons grasp.
"moovin on" sed Camila. "hmmm...les git dat Jane nxt."
"wha" sed Jane
teh clokd duds moovd tward Jane n grabd her arms, tryin 2 drag her in2 teh pentagrem. butt Jane put up a fite. she wuz smol, butt fystee.
"WUT TEH FUK" she yeld. "WUT TEH FUK. HOO TEH FUK DO U TINK U R U CENT FUKIN TUCH ME. BISH. BISH @ LEEST BI ME A DRINK 1ST. BISH. FUK U BISH." she powndid her tyni fists agenst teh minyuns arms.
den, teh dor of teh tyni lil rom opind 1ce agen. on teh oter sid stud 4 mor of teh clokd figurs. "Camila " 1 of dem sed "we hav anoter situashun ."
Camila syd iritablee. "wut kynd of situashun."
"jus go dowstars. ull c it. cent mis it. we wil stey heer n tayk car of dem"
Camila grond. "uggg. fyn."
Camila n teh 2 minyuns dat had bin in teh rom wit her b4 teh interupshun lef teh rom 2 go dowstars. teh 4 new clokd figurs caym in2 teh rom. teh skwashies stard @ dese new ppl, 1derin hoo dey wer n if dey wer der 2 help dem, or if der rlly wuz in fac, a situashun dowstars. teh 1 hoo had spokin wuz teh 1st 2 remuv hiz.
teh remuvul of adamns hud wuz closlee folod bi rownun, gansy, n blu.
teh skwashies gaspd. "teh rayvn gayng!!!1!" 7 of dem xclaymd.
"gansy!!!1!!1!" xclaymd Jane.
"inded we r heer" sed gansy.
"n u aryvd jus in tim 2 sayv me frum camilas plen!!!1!" xclaymd Jane. "amayzin!!!1!"
"okok" sed adamn. "evry1 clam dow. jus,, b kweit 4 a 2nd. ok. so dis iz teh plen."
adamn xplaynd 2 teh skwashies teh plen dat he n teh res of teh rayvn gayng had 4md 2 giv Camila a tayst of her own medasin n send her in2 teh drem wurld, wit no wey 2 eskayp. he tol dem abowt how dey wud hav 2 caws a distrakshun, n teh rayvn gayng wud tayk car of teh res.
A few momints l8r, Camila retirnd 2 teh rom. wen she got ther she saw notin butt eri, staning on teh oposit sid of teh pentagrem.
"eri" Camila sed. "eri ware teh hel IZ evry1. "
"I don no" eri sed, " I jus...1 2nd I wuz heer wit al mi frens, n teh nex 2nd, I wuz on teh flor, waykin up frum a nap or sum shit, n now heer I m, alon."
Camila gritd her teth. "shit" she sed. she stard @ teh wal 4 a 2nd, tryin 2 figir owt wut 2 do abowt dis . den she lokd bak @ eri. "ok" she sed. "wer goin 2 fynd dem. cum wit me." she stard 2 wulk ovr 2 teh oter sid of teh pentagrem, ware eri wuz staning. eri tryd 2 do teh saym ting 2 reech Camila, butt she wulkd teh oposit wey. Camila saw dis n stopd n tirnd arown n wulkd teh oter wey, teh wey dat eri wuz goin, butt eri aparintlee had teh saym idee, bc she also tirnd n swichd derections. Camila tirnd arown 2 tri2 go dat wey agen. eri tirnd az wel. dis hapind 1 mor tim, 2 mor tims, 3 mor tims, 4 mor tims. fynalee, Camila got fukin sik of dis bulshet n she sed "o 4 fuks sayk", n she cut acros teh pentagrem for wut she intindid 2 b kwiklee, butt den sudinlee, b4 she cud get 2 eri or caws her anee harm, her hans wer sudinlee restraynd bhind her bak, n she wuz rendird unabl 2 moov. hoo wuz it tht dard 2 disreespict her dis wey?????2?223????3?32?
it wuz teh rayvn gayng. teh 4 of dem stud serowning Camila, 1 in frunt , 1 beehynd, 1 on her lef, n 1 on her rite. teh rest of the skwash skwad now stud leening agenst teh wal bi teh klosit ware dey had all bin hydin jus momints ago dering eris distrakshun, wachin al of it pley owt.
blu,gansy, adamn, n rownun bgan 2 chant. Camila fot n strugild 2 git awy frum dem, butt it wuz 2 layt 4 her. wen teh rayvn gayng had finishd teh Chent, teh 4 of dem n Camila bgan 2 slolee fayd awy , bak in2 a drem.
Jane had a singl teer dripin Dow her chek. "gudbi gansy!!!" she sed. "I'll nvr 4git u"
"evry1 fukin nos dat Jane" al of teh skwashies ashurd her.
n den dey wer gon, disapeerd 4evr. notin butt a vivid drem or a memoree.
n jus lik dat teh wurld wuz sayvd!!!1!1!1!
"wow" sed ian. "iz ovr. I cent bleev itz ovr"
teh skwashies jus stud ther 4 a bit, replayin teh nites evints in der heds. 1dering if it wuz evin posabil 4 it 2 hav bin rel.
dey herd a soft SKWAWK den alon wit teh flutirin of fethirs. dey wulkd up n saw a rayvn flyin Dow frum teh seeling , . teh rayvn landid on Jane's sholdir. dat wuz wen teh skwash skwad remimbird dat der lil fren fox had bin turnd in2 a rayvn.
"o" Jane sed . "hay der fox"
"SKWAWK" fox sed.
"shit" Meryl sed
"how r we goin 2 tern fox bak in2 a humin guise" sed lu
"idk"
afer tinkin 4 a few minits, dey wer 4tunatly unaybl 2 tern fox bak in2 a humin.
Jane wuz now petin foxs Lil rayvn hed. fox nussld der hed in2 janes nek, an xpreshun on der Lil rayvn fays dat wuz almos lik a smyl. "awww" Jane sed "cen we kep it???"
"hmm" sed eri. "ok. yeh shur."
"YAYYY" Jane cherd, throing her arms arown eri.
"wel I meen" sed eri. "we don rlly hav much choys. fox iz owr fren. I meen we cud leev dem heer , butt guise les fays it, dat wud jus b r00d."
"tru" sed Jane, strokng Fox's rayvn hed.
n den teh skwash skwad hedid hom, ware dey kalapsd in2 der beds afer a long hard dey of fiteing evel.
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