Mah name is Boob

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Man fuck this shit. The worst thing in fanfics is literally the names

So like, some ppl use their actual idol names as the characters and that shit is hella fine but WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT'S A KPOP FANFIC AND YO BIAS HAS THOSE LONG ASS KOREAN NAMES HUH???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE U SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

"Hwang Heemwing!!!" I screamed

I'm totally proud that I just made that name up

and like all those other fanfics with english or american idols and normal names like Luke or Zayn or Justin or Nick and then there's HWANG HEEMWING

Second thing is how lame the names could be when the author changes them. So like I read a shitty 1D fic and the author fucking changed Zayn's name to Johnathan. BITCH JOHNATHAN IS A NERDY NAME DO U EXPECT ME TO IMAGINE A ZAYN WITH ROCK ASS TATTOOS BUT ALSO HARRY POTTER GLASSES WITH BRACES AND HIS SWEAT PANTS UP TO HIS NIPPLES? NOOOOOOOO

Homies get the right names before writing a story

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