"I sat on the floor with Dylan's boner right in front of my eyes." I'm not even gonna... JUST IMAGINE THE SCENE IN UR HEAD
"I walked in the public bathroom to brush my teeth, leaving my huge back pack with Harry who waited for me outside." Where did u get ur toothbrush if u left ur bag with Harry
"I was responsible for the incident since Harry was sipping his soup."
That explains it. And how do u SIP a soup.
"We've been together for 3 weeks, why won't you marry me?" Yeah, WHY?
"Harry's mother died when he was 4 and now that he's 18, he has already forgotten those 6 painful years ever since his mom's death." Cmon I thought my math was the worst
"He slammed me against the wall." Oooohhh that's why there's a hole in the bathroom wall.
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EVERY FANFIC EVER
HumorOk so I ain't saying EVERY fanfic is bad but honey I've read a ton of crappy ass fanfics. BITCH, I FEEL THE STRUGGLE. And please please PLEASE note that this is not meant to be offensive in ANY way. It's for pure entertainment♡ Srsly, even my fanfic...
