"He planted a kiss on her lips." Be careful to water it every once a week and don't forget, the more sunshine it gets, the more green it is.
"His lips crashed onto mine." Do you want me to call the lip hospital or are u good
"Call the amberlamps!!!" Say WHAT
"His lips left mine." It didn't even say goodbye how rude
"Your words will never hurt me again." How about my big ass dictionary
"Do not read this if you are under 18!" Catch me if u can.
"Santa was now about ready to climax into Yoona's hole." Guess who's on the naughty list now.
"Fuck, you're so tight." Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg." I fucking thought
"She was moaning like a wonton." Why is she moaning like a Chinese dumpling
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EVERY FANFIC EVER
HumorOk so I ain't saying EVERY fanfic is bad but honey I've read a ton of crappy ass fanfics. BITCH, I FEEL THE STRUGGLE. And please please PLEASE note that this is not meant to be offensive in ANY way. It's for pure entertainment♡ Srsly, even my fanfic...
