Unicorn ideas

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Hello yes I am back from my one month of dying and I am back on track to talk to u about every shit u can imagine.

So there have been some weird ppl out there who wrote some ff about whatever and I'm just sharing it to you guys cuz idek why ure here reading my book

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"He grabbed his boyfriend's bulge through his pink panties, then proceeded to pull on them."

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"Harry Styles was this Irish man with blonde hair and clear skin, showing no tattoos or piercings."

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"She played the piano like Einstein."

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"My blood was all over her dry tree."

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"I rush out of the building, chasing after the old lady, only to realize that she was my father."

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"Hyuna grabbed him by his tongue as she cut it and proceeded to slide it on her thighs."

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"Sam was devastated. It wasn't the first time he realized cockroaches had wings."

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"And that was the story of how Grace killed me after folding me in half and putting me in a recycle bin."

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Okay yeah, that last one was obviously a joke.

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