I'm a Blondie with titties

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Ok so I kinda just had some ideas of some stuff that is just so fucking annoying and repetitive about the main characters

First of all, why those bitches always have to be white with humongous tits???? Like where are the other girls? Probs all in her breasts cuz ya never know what she hides in there.

Oh my god and of course, bitch has to have a depressing past. "I've been bullied in school" BITCH STFU EVERYONE'S BEEN BULLIED, EVEN THE BULLIES

AND WHAT'S WITH HER AND HER OUTFITS? like, stop naming what you're wearing we don't want to know. And also, nobody changes their clothes 8 times per day... juuusst sayin

So like in almost every ff it starts with a hoe explaining who the hell she is. And her name always gets down to either "Kylie" or "Vanessa" or "Kylie". As if naming ur kid something else was illegal.

JAYSUS


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