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@calumhood just posted a new photo

Me
calum

Calumhood
yeah?

Me
are u trying to kill me

Calumhood
sorta

Me
i love that picture

Calumhood
thanks khlo

Calumhood
when are u uploading new pics? The last one was 4 months ago

Me
I don't really have nice ones

Calumhood
hmhm

Me
what

Calumhood
c'mon I'm pretty sure you have a nice pic on your phone

Me
no i really don't have one

Calumhood
send me one

Me
what

Me
no

Calumhood
Pleaseeee maybe i can give some advice

Me
why do i need advice?

Calumhood
idk maybe

Me
no

Calumhood
just send me one

Me
why?

Calumhood
i just wanna see how you're looking nowadays

Me
just look at my last one

Calumhood
you don't see your face very well

Me
then you have to look better

Calumhood
c'mon khlo, just one

Me
I can also describe how i look like

Calumhood
no you can't

Me
watch me

Me
i look the fücking same since the last time we actually spoke to each other

Me
I didn't change anything

Calumhood
you didn't but maybe mother nature did hehe

Me
shut up

Calumhood
not unless you send me a picture

Me
what can i get?

Calumhood
Why do you need to get something for it

Calumhood
It's just a pic

Me
What do i get

Calumhood
Seriously?

Calumhood
idk a virtual hug?

Me
seriously?

Calumhood
pretty seriously

Me
no

Calumhood
a bigger virtual hug?

Me
is that the only thing i can get?

Calumhood
i guess so

Me
no

Calumhood
pleasee?

Me
fine then

Calumhood
Calum hood never loses

Me
you better shut your mouth before i change my mind

Calumhood
yes mom

Me
shut up

Calumhood
make me

Me
No wtf

Me
That was actually really fboy-ish

Calumhood
ok fine sorry

Calumhood
where is the picture?

Me
wait a sec

*10 minutes later*

Me
happy now?

Calumhood
That took way to loooong

Me
i told you I didn't have nice pics

Calumhood
so u had to make one?

Me
yup

Calumhood
in the car

Me
seems like it

Calumhood
while u were driving

Me
I wasn't driving

Me
I'm in a parking lot

Calumhood
hmhm sure

Me
if you know Joe then you know he has to stop by every fücking Mac Donalds

Calumhood
ok now i believe you

Calumhood
btw you changed a lot actually

Me
good or bad way?

Calumhood
good obviously

Me
what changed

Calumhood
idk

Calumhood
you changed but idk what

Me
wow seems logic

Calumhood
wait i know what changed

Me
tell me

Calumhood
your lips

Calumhood
You did that awful duck face

Me
G thanks

Calumhood
Kidding

Calumhood
you're pretty Khlo

Me
thanks

Me
you look also very handsome Calpal

Calumhood
not that nickname again

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