Calumhood: I'm in the store
Me: good, go to the baby diaper section
Calumhood: there can't be many tampons here right?
Me: idk
Calumhood: I will pick the right one
Me: thanks
Calumhood: JEZUS
Me: what?
Calumhood: THERE ARE SO MANY TAMPONS HERE
me: I know now search for a blue package
Calumhood: there are so many blue package
Calumhood: wait
Me: what
Calumhood: ARE THERE SIZES?
me: yes cal, there are sizes
Calumhood: since when does a vagina have a size?
Me: idk since the woman excised?
Calumhood: how the...
Me: look Cal, I'm bleeding to death here
Calumhood: right
Calumhood: what size do you have?
Me: what?
Calumhood: what size do you have?
Me: CALUM I DON'T NEED A SIZE
me: hurry up please
Calumhood: but you said every vagina has a size
Me: I know but I don't
Calumhood: how... what?
Me: CALUM HURRY UP
Me: get a NORMAL size
Calumhood: okay
Me: good
Me: do you have them?
Me: cal?
Me: CAL
Calumhood: no way
Me: what now?
Calumhood: THEY HAVE A SMELL TOO?
Me: yes but it doesn't matter just get one
Calumhood: no, I'm getting you the best ones
Me: cal you need to hurry up
Me: the smell doesn't matter
Me: jezus
Calumhood: so do you want soft but without a smell or a box with 100 tampons with a nice smell?
Me: why do I need a box with 100 tampons?
Calumhood: idk, there is a lot of blood tho
Me: 25 are enough
Calumhood: you sure?
Me: yes I'm sure
Calumhood: there is a lot of blood...
Me: I know there is a lot of blood Cal
Me: hurry up.
Calumhood: the soft ones seem nice tho
Me: my god
Me: TAKE THE SOFT ONES AND LEAVE
Calumhood: WHAT
Calumhood: these tampons are blue
Calumhood: holy shit this is amazing
Calumhood: i'm about to ask a girl which one she prefers
Me: don't
Me: take one and leave
Calumhood: but I wanna make u feel comfy
Me: I am if I have at least a tampon
Calumhood: im gonna ask anyway
Me: calum
Me: buy the fucking tampons and bring your ass down here
Calumhood: she said she likes some others but I'm not sure...
Me: make a choice
Me: now
Calumhood: I'm gonna buy them all
Me: fine
Calumhood: you want some chocolate?
Me: ...
Calumhood: is that a yes or a no?
Me: yes please
Calumhood: I'll be home in 10 minutes <3
Me: love you
Calumhood: love you too
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