Calumhood
KHLOÉ
Me
Goodmorning
Me
yes calum?
Calumhood
KHLOÉ WHER THE FŪCK ARU YOU
Me
I'm home
Calumhood
WHERE ISS HOMR
Me
australia
Me
whats wrong
Calumhood
I MISSA YOU SP SO MUCH
Me
calum are you drunk?
Me
calum?
Me
calum answer
Calumhood
no
Me
you're not drunk?
Calumhood
no
Me
where are you
Calumhood
Holland or the Netherlands
Calumhood
why does thid country have 2 namms?
Me
Idk
Calumhood
whi don't we havw 2 names? Like Australia Nd the Kangaroo Island
Me
you're so creative
Calumhood
Ikr
Calumhood
didd you knoq you can buy weed legally herw?
Me
no?
Me
don't tell me you bought it
Me
Are you in your hotel?
Calumhood
no WHY WOUld i Be in My hotel
Me
so you're in a bar
Calumhood
yesss
Me
you're drunk?
Calumhood
yes
*Calum is calling you*
Does he still has my number?
Me: calum?
Me: calum is someone with you?
Calum: yes, mom
Me: who?
Calum: luke
Calum: "I want another drink"
Me: cal- are you- no! Don't buy another drink you idiot
Calum: why nott
Calum: y'know i m-miss you Khlo
Calum: i misss you so muchh!!
Me: are you crying?
Luke: "who's that?"
"Calum why the fūck you crying man"
"Did the lemon juice got in your eye again? I told you don't squeeze to hard!"
Me: is that Luke?
Me: please tell me that is luke
Luke: "give me the phone!"
Calum: "NO"
luke: "cal, just give me your fücking phone" calum: "FIND YOUR OWN FRIEND"
Me: guys?
Luke: "wait... You were calling to khloé"
"why are you calling to her?"
Me: hello?
Luke: khloé?
Me: yes that's me
Luke: i'm sorry for this, calum is quite drunk
Me: i noticed
Luke: don't take him serious. He never is when he is drunk
Me: I didn't
Me: please tell me you're gonna bring him to your hotel... Save
Luke: yeah i wi- "calum shut up"
Luke: i never knew you guys were talking again
Luke: are you friends again?
Me: its complicated
Luke: oh well- "calum put that glass down!"
Me: i think just close strangers
Luke: how can you be close strangers?
Me: i dunno. You wrote a song about it.. you should know
Luke: are you the girl who got the tickets from Calum?
Me: i think so?
Luke: he was so bard trying to get you first line
Me: what?
Calum: "ssshhh lu- dont say anything!"
Luke: nothing i have to bring calum home... I m-mean hotel
Me: yeah
Luke: goodnight
Me: goodnight
Luke: i mean goodmorning cause you're not here
Me: i know
Luke: right
Luke: bye
Me: bye
Luke: "CALUM LEAVE THAT GUY ALONE!"
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Another short one but I actually like this one a bit 😊😊
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