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Calumhood
why didn't we talk last days?

Calumhood
don't tell me my mum put poison in your hot chocolate and you just died

Calumhood
but if you died you cannot tell me anymore

Calumhood
holyshît this is not right

Calumhood
i miss u already

Calumhood
KHLOÉ COME BACK

Me
don't be so dramatic

Calumhood
I'm not

Me
you are

Calumhood
I'm not

Me
yes you are and now shut up

Calumhood
This is why i missed you

Calumhood
you never know who i just met

Me
tell me

Calumhood
Neymar

Me
neymar?

Calumhood
neymar.

Me
who is he

Calumhood
soccer player

Me
a soccer player?

Calumhood
yes

Me
what club?

Calumhood
barcelona

Me
is that in Italy?

Calumhood
are u fücking kidding me?

Calumhood
Are you really that dumb. Fucking donkey

Me
donkey's are actually really smart so I take that as a compliment

Calumhood
you do what you want

Calumhood
but Barcelona is in Spain

Me
close enough

Calumhood
i took a picture with him and I told him who i am

Calumhood
I don't think he did care tho

Calumhood
but it was awesome

Me
harry just cut his hair

Calumhood
I love it how you always listen to what I have to say

Calumhood
you care so much

Calumhood
i saw him 2 weeks ago, I miss his old hair :/

Me
Oh well of course you can just meet him

Calumhood
hey, maybe i can introduce you

Me
to harry?

Calumhood
yeah why not?

Me
He probably dont want another fan passing out in front of him

Calumhood
are you gonna scream if he smiles to you?

Me
No I'll pass out for a second time

Calumhood
good enough

Calumhood
i'm going to England in 5 months and you go with me

Calumhood
And then we can meet harry

Me
don't you want to be home with your family?

Me
and i don't know you that well anymore to go with you

Calumhood
I don't have family in England do I

Me
Ugh you know what I mean

Calumhood
We have 5 months to get to know each other again

Calumhood
You come with me please

Me
calum you're doing to much for me, you don't have to do that

Calumhood
i just want my best friend back