broken + phan AU [ON HOLD]

☕Chapter 6☕

(This chapter is literally them talking in a groupchat)

Phil wants to bring his best friend, Sarah with him for Dan to meet.

It was 1am now, Phil set up a groupchat with him, Dan, and Sarah.

PHARAH(Dan, Sarah, Phil)

danisnotonfire: aye

AmazingPhil: aye m8erino

Sarahpectacular: yo

danisnotonfire: wyd guys?

AmazingPhil: waiting the for the clock to strike 3AM, currently in my car, not listening to any music...

Sarahpectacular: why w/o music??

danisnotonfire: well, sarah. someone probs stole his car radio.

Sarahpectacular: did u just

AmazingPhil: not cool bro

danisnotonfire: i'm sorry pls don't attack me

AmazingPhil: why not bby?? ;)))

danisnotonfire: 2001 to march 22, 2013 real quick

Sarahpectacular: DAN DID U JUST OH MY GOD MY EMO FEELS

AmazingPhil: DAN WTF U MADE HER CRY

danisnotonfire: PLS DON'T ATTACK ME

AmazingPhil: I'M NOT OKAY! DAN.

Sarahpectacular: Do you promise tho?

AmazingPhil: i'm so done

Phil Lester left the group.

danisnotonfire: sarah pls add him back 😂😂

Sarah Williams added Phil Lester to the group.

Phil Lester set his nickname to "AmazingPhil"

danisnotonfire: good god ur back, welcome back to the group!!

AmazingPhil: if u say one more thing about that event is2g i will cut u

Sarahpectacular: dan, that welcome is wrong.

danisnotonfire: huh??

Sarahpectacular: it's, welcome to the black parade.

AmazingPhil: PLEASE MY EMO HEART

danisnotonfire: aww bby, don't cry...

AmazingPhil: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN

(this was made in 2014 but imma change what dan said.)

danisnotonfire: don't cry, craft.

Sarahpectacular: HAHAHAH I'M CHOKIGN I WAS EATING A TACO U DIPSHIT

Sarah Williams renamed the group "Don't cry, craft!"

danisnotonfire: that's our new slogan! 😂😂

AmazingPhil: then what do we call ourselves??

Sarahpectacular: crafties??

AmazingPhil: why am i friends with u both?

danisnotonfire: cause i'm hot?

AmazingPhil: i mean yeah but-

Sarahpectacular: I SHIP IT SO MUCH AISISKAKAKA

AmazingPhil: oh shut up Dan and I r just friends.

danisnotonfire: yh, "friends" ;))

AmazingPhil: ;))

Sarahpectacular: IS THERE GONNA BE GAY SEX HAPPENING OH MY GOD GUYS USE PROTECTION!!

AmazingPhil: OH MY GOD SARAH EW I'M STRAIGHT😂😂😂

danisnotonfire: as a circle?

AmazingPhil: i mean probably, but wtf

Sarahpectacular: maybe ur not gay or bi or pan or whatever but ur hetero-flexible?

AmazingPhil: oh, maybe??

Sarahpectacular: come out

danisnotonfire: i'm gay?

Sarahpectacular: NO U IDIOT GO OUTSIDE I'M WAITING AND PHIL'S CAR IS LITERALLY IN UR FRONT YARD WTF

danisnotonfire: oh okay😂

First of all, that ending. 😂😂

So this has a sequel but i'm not gonna post the sequel cause i'm not done with this okay? okay.

ILY BBYS ××~

- ally