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messages with baby liz

so

oh here we go again

just listen to me
shut up and LISTEN

this is a text conversation so
technically I cannot listen.

smartass
then read
hold on

holding

alright
so nothing seems weird
between you and chris

go on

he kissed you
you say you haven't talked
about it since it happened
you say you're just friends
I've come to a conclusion

and that is?

you two are oblivious af

wdym?

chris is head over heels for
you. I know for that a fact.
and you like him. I also know
that for a fact. so I've decided
that you're both too scared out
of your minds to tell each other.

I'm not scared.

ok then text him right now and
tell him how you feel.

nah.

fine then. I'll just have to tell him
how you feel myself.

LIZZIE NO
my love life isn't one of
your little projects.

project #chrispy is ago.
...I've been talking to
Anthony too much...
oh and I might post that
beautiful video of you
when you were at
Chris Pratt's barbecue
and you sung Britney's
Baby One More Time with
Jennifer in your underwear.

NO
ELIZABETH
NO NO NO
GOD NO
I WILL MURDER YOU
ILL GO WINTER SOLDIER
ON YOUR ASS. PLEASE NO.

trust me, I'll do it.
Jen wouldn't be mad, she'd
laugh it off. just tell Chris
how you feel and I won't.

this is straight up blackmail.

I'm an evil genius. 👅💅🏼

I hate you.

Love you, too, poppy
seed muffin.
Now go get your man.
read: 3:28pm

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