Sancest one-shots. [NOT TAKING REQUESTS]

here we go. we need help

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS BUT I AM. ok? ok.
this is probably going to suck. alot. because i'm still getting used to writing.
plz don't judge me or other people for there ships. i don't want no comment war
going on because someone disagrees with a ship.
If that happens i will flip my shit and probably delete this book or find some
way to block that person. (is that possible? ........ whatever)
if you don't agree with a ship DON'T READ THE CHAPTER!!!! OK? glad you agree because
you had no choice. SO moving along. request your ships and give me a plotline because
i don't wanna mess the request up mkay? i mean sometime i can come up with plotlines sometimes not.
and i will put random sancest stories i think of in here even if they aren't requested. If you wish i can do more than
one one-shot for a ship. i'm totally cool with that. if i don't do your request right away its either, i'm reasearching
the ship or i'm in the process of writing it. I will also not be doing Freshpaper lemons because the creator doesn't want PJ involved in that kinda thing.
Damn that was a lot of rules. So if you agree request your ships!
bye bye~
EDIT: Don't question the physics of these storys. Yes. I am aware what is cannon and not cannon for each sans I write about. No I do not care what's cannon and not cannon. It's the perks of being an author, you can do what ever you'd like to the characters. Even kill them.