FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS

Cooking 102

//Papyrus and Frisk cooking with a new recipe//

Frisk: Okay! Now, what you do is take the hot dog, slice it up like this, and then take the uncooked noodles, and put them in like this. See?

Papyrus: Wowie, HUMAN! These look delectable!!

Frisk: //smiles at the praise// Now, we put them in the water and wait for them to boil.

Papyrus: OOOOO! I'm so excited to show Sans!!

-Later-

//Frisk sets the table as Papyrus finishes cooking, gets Sans//

Sans: //takes a seat and waits with his hands in his pockets// So, what did you two make for dinner? Spaghetti?

Frisk: //shakes her head// Not exactly.

Sans: //sweats a little//

Papyrus: //runs in with pot in hands// Ready for this Sans?

Sans: I don't think anyone could be prepared for this..

Papyrus: SHUT UP, SANS! You just can't understand perfection.

//sets the pot down and takes off the lid, steam rushes out dramatically//

Papyrus: Prepare yourself, for the amazing-ness.. OF SPAHDOGGERS!!

//scoops out the hot dog spaghetti things and hands Sans a plate//

Sans: ... //stares at it silently//

Papyrus: Is there something wrong, brother?

Sans: //looks up with giant grin// they're.. Beautiful..

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! I KNEW YOU LIKE THEM!!

Frisk: YAY!

Author-chan:
Haha. SPAHDOGGERS. I thought of the name. I think. I don't know. DON'T QUESTION ME! //crashes through nearest window//
The recipe is something like: take hot dogs, slice up in 1 inch pieces the short way, and stick spaghetti noodles into them, so they look like they have legs, but make sure they go along the length of the dog, not into the skin. Then boil. Then throw corresponding sauce on top. Bone appetite!