So (not) close

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Asgore: Tori-

Toriel: No.

Asgore: Sweetums-

Toriel: No.

Asgore: Honey-

Toriel: No.

Asgore: Waifu-

Toriel: No.

Asgore: Baby cakes-

Toriel: No.

Mettaton: Try dear

Asgore: Dear-

Toriel: HUUUUHHH- //deep inhale, turning to Asgore// No.

Asgore: Damn it.


Alternative:

Mettaton: Try dear

Asgore: Dear-

Toriel: I'm a goat.

Asgore: .. Goat?

Toriel: //narrows eyes at him// Still no.

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