FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS

Not Crying..

Toriel: Oh, dear child. I am not crying.. I am just a bit sad..

Napstablook: .................... don't look at me........................

Sans: I'm not crying. I just got a bone in my eye.. Big brothers don't cry, okay?

Papyrus: //SNIFF// UH OH.. s-spaghetti O's.. I AM PERFECTLY NOT SOBBING.. THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES NOT DO ACTS OF SUCH WEAKNESS.. //sob// THERE IS MEARLY A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IN MY EYE.. :'( I'M FINE!!!!

Undyne: Pssh.. My eyes are sweating from beating up punks who thought I was crying.

Alphys: O-oh dear.. N-no.. I'm n-not.. You sh-should be used t-to seeing m-me like this..

Mettaton: No, I am much to fabulous to cry. I'm a robot, anyways, and that would rust my perfectly sculpted features!

Asgore: No. Don't look at me. I am the king. I demand you to leave me be!

Flowey: Please.. just leave me alone.. I don't like this..

Asriel: Yes.. I am crying.. because you helped me.. These are tears.. of happiness.. Something that I haven't felt for so long. :)